The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units

manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the

serious defect in the primary and central component of

the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the

original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,

resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in

all subsequent units. This defect has been technically

termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or

more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily

expressed.

Some other symptoms:

[a] Loss of direction

[b] Foul vocal emissions

[c] Amnesia of origin

[d] Lack of peace and joy

[e] Selfish, or violent behavior

[f] Depression or confusion in the mental component

[g] Fearfulness

[h] Idolatry

[i] Rebellion

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault

for this defect, is providing factory authorized

repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN

defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most

generously offered to bear the entire burden of the

staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:

P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden

of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,

download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,

into the heart component. No matter how big or small

the SIN defect is, the Jesus will replace it with:

[a] Love

[b] Joy

[c] Peace

[d] Patience

[e] Kindness

[f] Goodness

[g] Faithfulness

[h] Gentleness

[i] Self-control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for

further details on the use of these fixes.

As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made

available to all repaired units a facility enabling

direct monitoring and assistance from a resident

Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units

need only make Him welcome and He will take up

permanent residence on the premises!

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit

without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty,

exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous

to list and will result in the human unit being

permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this

recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.

The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven

so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where

possible by notifying others of this important recall

notice.

Mercy, peace, and love be multiplied to you.

Jude 1:2 (NKJV)